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Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.
by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020
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Tristan

A turtle who eats a lot of tacos
Look there is the Tristan talking to the bald man with the tacos
by Snow-no November 26, 2018
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Tristan

Tristan is an amazing, smart person that has a lot of friends.He normally outsmarts everyone in class,sometimes even the teachers, and is that one friend that will always be in the tea.Tristan is funny, loyal but sometimes a bit of a player until he finds his real true love.He is very good looking and is popular
Girl1. Hey did u see Tristan?
Girl2. Yes he is so cute!!
Guy1. Did u know he is the smartest kid as well ?!
Girl2. Omg a smart AND hot guy .... who knew .. i think i'm catchin' feelings!
by Ur nan a carrot November 13, 2019
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papa de tristan

papa de tristan is leaving because there is no more milk
by lepapadetristanestpasla June 16, 2022
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Tristan

Guy: My favourite shape is Tristan

Another guy: Same!
by hmm… July 14, 2021
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Tristan

Tristan is a fucking god. He is fucking awesome. Also, he is very unique and sexy as fuck
Girl 1: Did you see him?
Girl 2 : You mean Tristan?
Girl 1: ye he is so pretty
by Itsmetritri November 24, 2021
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Tristan

A person who is obsessed with anime and simps for anyone. Tries to get attention with anything and.
He is always a show-off and annoying thing.
by Pls no simps November 13, 2020
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