trailer park conservative

A poor conservative. Often times someone with very little means who votes against their own interest. If they have government funded healthcare they often vote for the party that wants to get rid of it. They also are the ones who take government aid, but deny it in order to keep face among their conservative friends.

Hank is such a trailer park conservative, he got his welfare check the other day, but refuses to tell anyone about it.

by CadenceClearwater May 6, 2017

Trailer Park Lawyer

A person with no legal training or education who argues with authorities about their rights or laws using their opinions or incorrect information that has no legal legitimacy. They are often seen on reality shows like "COPS", or in viral videos ranting about "their rights" or how police can't search their car or that they have some legal right to go into their ex's house to retrieve property.

That lady was such a "Trailer Park Lawyer" when she said that she had the right to take the neighbor's moped because he took the pot plant out of her back yard!

by buzzojoe October 5, 2017

trailer park capri sun

A trailer park Capri Sun is when you stick straw in a used condom and drink it like a juice box.

At the Carolina cook out, Devante gave Bobbi Jo a Trailer Park Capri Sun.

by Big Jizzy October 24, 2017

trailerpark twist

Twisting hand motion on penis from female giving a blowjob

Carla has magical head skills with that trailerpark twist

by Maxseye February 27, 2018

triflery

Actions that are petty or insignificant or demonstrating excess concern with things that really don't matter outside that person's own mind.

My boyfriend, who is all about monogamy and dedication, just told me he went out with his old fuck-buddy at the beginning of our relationship because he knew he wouldn't get a pass if he did it further into our relationship-pure triflery.

by Secret Agent Man 2217 May 12, 2018

Trailer trucking

When one man sticks his big black magnum dong down a girls throat, and another man sitcks his iron giant in her tight, wet, gaping asshole and both start fucking her silly.

Hey Bill Cosby and Sixnine.
"We're gonna do some trailer trucking to you two!"
The prision guards said.

by Abong has tiny shlong March 18, 2019

Tricerathot

The thotasaurus rex's underling/sidekick.

Look it's a thotasaurus rex and her sidekick, tricerathot.

by Thot patrol leader March 25, 2019