jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016
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crazy tree

A tree that looks like it was ripped out of a Tim burton film. All misfits and outcasts hang under the crazy tree.
The Crazy Tree has gained a new outcast.
by LINKINPARKSUCKS March 14, 2015
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tree turd

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.
by Frankie figs June 11, 2017
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Tree Narc

A police helicopter hovering in the tree tops reporting your every move to police on the ground. This either happens during crime in progress or when your trying to come up. Also posssible post crime.
Damn fool..RUN!!...I see them tree narcsI told you this was a bad lick. We fuced...
by MangoNKisten June 30, 2016
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e-tree

Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"

Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"

You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend
i hate reading email...save an e-tree and call me
by xman5k February 08, 2011
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go to the tree

a popular way to say die on rwby twt! in the show the tree kills people (allegedly)
person 1 - yang is such a bad sister!
person 2 - go to the tree.
by inmyideaa April 08, 2023
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thug tree

A homie that creatively invents intelligent wayz to undermine women's defenses of cock blocking and remains in tha top percentile of getn that ass
I seen this fine little bitty at tha club last night wit her ugly friend, so I had to thug tree tha hoe
by AmakNifa©ent September 09, 2013
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