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crazy tree

A tree that looks like it was ripped out of a Tim burton film. All misfits and outcasts hang under the crazy tree.
The Crazy Tree has gained a new outcast.
by LINKINPARKSUCKS March 14, 2015
mugGet the crazy treemug.

Fuck Tree

ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.

El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.

El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?
by Eldobotano September 22, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Treemug.

Tree Sap

The medical marijuana vapor tanks. This term was by someone pointing out to me that weed it called trees, therefore those are tanks of tree sap.
by bolzd33p69 December 1, 2018
mugGet the Tree Sapmug.

Tree Jousting

Popping two viagra and running through the bush naked.
What do you want to do this weekend?
Wanna try tree jousting?
by JordanJordan October 29, 2010
mugGet the Tree Joustingmug.

Green trees

The common hood slang for broccoli. used by thugs to tell each other to eat their greens so they can be healthy thugs
"Yo boiii go eat your green trees so you can be a real healthy thug mang"
by Bill the broccoli thug of L.A December 13, 2014
mugGet the Green treesmug.

dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI
So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there
by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017
mugGet the dragged treemug.

Tree Puncher

Gamer slang; An inexperienced or bad Minecraft player, a n00b. Derived from the game's survival mode, wherein a new player must punch trees to acquire the wood needed to create rudimentary tools. Often used in an insulting or derogatory manner.
Tim sucks at Minecraft, he's god damn a tree puncher.
by Mod Eschar May 7, 2018
mugGet the Tree Punchermug.

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