Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022

Conor Toye

Loves fortnite and thinks he’s class at it, sends it into Dave but no one cares. His hairline is receding faster than Usain Bolt. Loves being a retard sometimes. Thinks he’s a knacker with his gammy Cork accent

Man didn’t leave the PC for days. Pure Conor Toye

by SoundLad69 May 6, 2020

Akak Toye

A sexy girl who work at Tomyum Restaurant in malaysia and always wear a tudong but
wear short sleeve shirt ASTAGA

Boy 1:Akak Toye ass look so fine
Boy 2:yes soo beautiful

by makcikberloceng November 28, 2021

Dubbers Toy Box

A Volkswagen parts shop that has great customer service and great prices. They sell parts, engines, and transmissions.

Im heading over to Dubbers Toy Box to get some stuff to fix up my bug.

by Oliver Closhof February 7, 2010

Toy soap

It is a certain kind of soap someone buys that they only use to master bait or do other sexual things.

"HEY MOM!! where is the toy soap"?!?

"your father took it in the other bathroom".
"okay, thanks mom" :)

by oNaTh_6-9_tHaNo June 21, 2010

chest toys

Breasts. So called because a woman's partner can play with them during sex.

Get that bra off, Zara, I want to play with your chest toys

by luvly.nikki August 23, 2010

Matt-a-tois

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.

"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."

by mattislaw April 4, 2009