a retarded retard that’s wears retarded cologne. he sucks dick and chews the tips off, free circumsision. if max is attracted to a girl her name has to be very feminine with a masculine nickname like, sam. he also is a rich play-boy that totally played two gays and a female by the name of all sam.
by blobfishalberto July 17, 2019
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by Polishmafi4 April 12, 2019
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by LukeBright32 April 22, 2019
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He's a gay midget who's ugly and fat he will suck ur Nan's toes cos he's poor and lives in a cardboard box. Oh and I forgot to mention he's a saddo loner
by Dghdheh October 3, 2019
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