Popped Tire 

When you fart in a girl's face while she's giving you a rim job.

Man 1: Shelia is really into rim jobs so you may get lucky!

Man 2: I just ate Taco Bell so she may be getting a popped tire.

Popped Tire by Dming98 August 30, 2014

got my shoe tied 

To receive oral stimulation of the genitals.

Terminology came to fruition after the 6th harry potter film. Term comes from the scene where Potter's love interest Ginny ties his shoes. At that awkward moment it seems she is about to blow his trumpet, however she only ties his shoes.

Dave: So, what did you and Mary end up doing after the movie?
Johnny: We went back to her house and I got my shoe tied.
Dave: Damn, you lucky bastard, I tie my own shoes...

got my shoe tied by Inglourious July 18, 2009

Muddy Bicycle Tire 

When during Anal intercourse (the woman may need to have diarrhea) the male pulls out and smacks his dick on the females back near the tramp stamp area. This will cause a lot of the fecal matter to be flung off and leave a trail of shit up the spine.

you dude i gave that bitch the muddy bicycle tire last night and she spent an hour in the shower trying to get the shit off! hahaha she couldn't reach it!!

Muddy Bicycle Tire by drewbag January 4, 2013

Pre-tied Noose 

When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.

'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'
*jumps into it*

Pre-tied Noose by Domo Smooth January 6, 2009

Tongue-Tied Tarantula 

1. Used when one cannot seem to find the words they are looking for.

2. Used when another human being says something that causes others to feel uncomfortable and therefore become tongue-tied because they do not know what to say.

3. Used just whenever the hell you want to.

Stefanie: Shove some bananas down your pants!
Michelle: WHAT?!
Jennifer & Amie: Tongue-Tied Tarantula!

Also see Uncomfortable Cow and Awkward Turtle

Tongue-Tied Tarantula by Suite'ies October 21, 2009

Tiredation 

A state resembling retardation of normal brain functions brought on by extreme fatigue and/or exhaustion.

"Hey, what's wrong? You seem a bit out of it." "Tiredation, man. I've been up since 4 AM yesterday, and I spent all of today hauling furniture around."

Tiredation by Maryxus September 3, 2007

population: tire 

The population of Strongbad's Strongbadia

Population: Tire

population: tire by Ev July 30, 2003