(A.K.A. Code of Awesome, Code of Bro (not to be confused with Bro Code), Scale of Bro)
The point system used by Bros to define the awesomeness of a Second Bro to a Third Bro who has inquired as to the awesomeness of said Second Bro.
The point system used by Bros to define the awesomeness of a Second Bro to a Third Bro who has inquired as to the awesomeness of said Second Bro.
The Scale of Awesome:
1. "Aight"-said Bro can pass for Bro status, however only when half drunk and/or has just saved another Bro from a Breach of the Bro Code.
2. "Kinda Cool"-Bro is fun to hang out with on some level every other day, and can be considered a wingman on rare occasion.
3. "Cool"-Bro has passed required 3 assists in a fellow Bro's score of the night and can be hung out with for up to 3 days at once.
4. "Pretty Awesome"-Bro has saved a fellow Bro from disaster in the scoring area at least 5 times (although hopefully not the same Bro all five times, as this would result in a loss of that Bro's Bro Card for 48 hours after the saved 5th score); brings beer to parties without being forced.
5. "Really Cool"-Bro will give up a night of football on up to a 50 inch tv to assist another Bro in scoring if said score is a 7 or higher out of 10; can be hung out with for up to 5 days at a time.
6. "Awesome"-Bro will assist in a fellow Bro's score regardless of the rating of said score or what is on TV, (EXCEPTION: Super Bowl on 60 inch or larger television); has some musical talent on a relatively cool instrument (for example, electric or acoustic guitar, bass guitar, drums).
7. "THE MAN"-Bro has never violated the Bro Code; will not hesitate to assist a fellow Bro in scoring no matter what said Bro ranks on this scale; can entertain a large bar full of unruly drunks with musical ability; can be hung out with for months at a time.
1. "Aight"-said Bro can pass for Bro status, however only when half drunk and/or has just saved another Bro from a Breach of the Bro Code.
2. "Kinda Cool"-Bro is fun to hang out with on some level every other day, and can be considered a wingman on rare occasion.
3. "Cool"-Bro has passed required 3 assists in a fellow Bro's score of the night and can be hung out with for up to 3 days at once.
4. "Pretty Awesome"-Bro has saved a fellow Bro from disaster in the scoring area at least 5 times (although hopefully not the same Bro all five times, as this would result in a loss of that Bro's Bro Card for 48 hours after the saved 5th score); brings beer to parties without being forced.
5. "Really Cool"-Bro will give up a night of football on up to a 50 inch tv to assist another Bro in scoring if said score is a 7 or higher out of 10; can be hung out with for up to 5 days at a time.
6. "Awesome"-Bro will assist in a fellow Bro's score regardless of the rating of said score or what is on TV, (EXCEPTION: Super Bowl on 60 inch or larger television); has some musical talent on a relatively cool instrument (for example, electric or acoustic guitar, bass guitar, drums).
7. "THE MAN"-Bro has never violated the Bro Code; will not hesitate to assist a fellow Bro in scoring no matter what said Bro ranks on this scale; can entertain a large bar full of unruly drunks with musical ability; can be hung out with for months at a time.
by Intrepid1 November 19, 2011
Get the Scale of Awesomemug. Awesome-ome is a word only used by those who truly understand the meaning of being awesome. One is unable to make full use of awesome-ome until true meaning of being awesome is accomplished.
Awesome-ome is the highest level of awesome.
Awesome-ome is the highest level of awesome.
Many strive to achieve my level of awesome-ome, but they fail because they have not achieved the true meaning.
by Shayman92 April 16, 2011
Get the Awesome-omemug. by Just a meme kid. July 30, 2019
Get the Everything is awesomemug. Describes someone who, after spending his childhood/adolescence/young adulthood being labelled "socially awkward" by insecure peers, finally gets his shit together and through experience learns how to be the life of the party.
Hey, remember that kid Lance who never knew what to say about the latest Jersey Shore episode? He was, like, soooo socially awkward.
No, he's socially awesome now, I totally saw him last weekend at the bar and he was telling the best jokes to a group of 50 people.
No, he's socially awesome now, I totally saw him last weekend at the bar and he was telling the best jokes to a group of 50 people.
by Amerideutscher July 11, 2014
Get the socially awesomemug. its a way for bro 1 to tell bro 2 to be chill. its also a sense of encouragement for bro 2 to cheer up, be confident, or act awesome. it can also mean to stay calm and to take time. It is a synonym to "be cool, be nice, calm down, be happy, don't worry, be chill, man up, etc."
Bro 1: "Dude. This chick is scorching and i'm freaking out!"
Bro 2: "Dude, Stand Awesome."
Bro 1: "Alright dude, thanks for the encouragement"
Bro 2: "No problem, bruh"
Bro 2: "Dude, Stand Awesome."
Bro 1: "Alright dude, thanks for the encouragement"
Bro 2: "No problem, bruh"
by aardvarktooth13 December 30, 2013
Get the Stand Awesomemug. That one guy "PJ" is freasking Awesome!
by Captain Turk September 7, 2011
Get the Freasking Awesomemug. 99.999% of all people playing any particular game all think they are complete Rock Stars, and totally AWESOME at the game, when in fact that is the exact percentage of people who totally suck at the game in question.
Scrubby: I AM SOE LEEEET AT DIS GAEM!!!!! :P
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.
by Bloodchills November 2, 2009
Get the Delusion of Awesomenessmug.