<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Boosie Shoulder

shoulder pain, particularly from overuse.

A call back to Boosie’s line, “I pistol whipped that n***a for forty minutes straight.”

“Damn man, my shoulder is killing me. I must have overused it.”

“Yeah, you probably have Boosie Shoulder”

by maha’atma June 11, 2025

*Shoulder their cross

*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"

Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Shouldered

The act of using your shoulder to block an unwanted human interaction. Entire body may follow the shoulder.

“I’m a florist! Sorry you got shouldered at the wedding!”

by Emmeresident April 23, 2024

two shoulders

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”

by Expedition17 March 23, 2024

Over the shoulder boner holder

When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy

Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile

by Mikeflower October 9, 2025

Turtle’s Shoulders

The next stage of having Turtle’s Head.

Forget having a Turtle’s Head, the line was so long for the toilets that I ended up with a Turtle’s Shoulders

by GoodinBed December 13, 2025