person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.
by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

by TanksAlotYT June 12, 2019

A very flexible word meaning "fucked up" or "broken". Originated from the saying "I need to hit sheets", and shortened to simply "Sheets".
Dude Bro: Bro I just funnelled a 2-6 of rum I'm sheets
Other Bro: My car over-heated doing burn-outs the other day it's sheets
Other Other Bro: Bro she's sheets, she's a four at best
Other Bro: My car over-heated doing burn-outs the other day it's sheets
Other Other Bro: Bro she's sheets, she's a four at best
by ItSaysINeedA"Handle"ToPost October 16, 2019

by araaradesune July 6, 2023

by Hugh Janus 3000 March 25, 2021
