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Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
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Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
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sheet shame

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.
"Sally, you left some behind on my bed"
"God, I'm such a sheet shamer"
by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016
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Sheet

1. A layer of stuff on a bed
2. Stuff in your pants when you have Mexican food
3. Slang for shit
by TanksAlotYT June 12, 2019
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Sheets

A very flexible word meaning "fucked up" or "broken". Originated from the saying "I need to hit sheets", and shortened to simply "Sheets".
Dude Bro: Bro I just funnelled a 2-6 of rum I'm sheets

Other Bro: My car over-heated doing burn-outs the other day it's sheets

Other Other Bro: Bro she's sheets, she's a four at best
by ItSaysINeedA"Handle"ToPost October 16, 2019
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touching sheets

send me a video of you touching sheets
by araaradesune July 6, 2023
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5 sheet

A way of describing a £5 note for absolute geezers.
Oi Geezer you still owe me a 5 sheet from when we betting on the races last week
by Hugh Janus 3000 March 25, 2021
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