to pope someone

Unexpectedly whack someone's hand in a mix of anger and fear.

– The pope poping the believer's hand was a surprise to everyone.
– Ho my gosh, have you seen how Brian poped Alfred's hand? I've never seen him acting like this!
– To pope someone is never well received.

by RedTurnip January 3, 2020

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

pope wagon

pope wagon is a physical definition of the head of the katlick church's FAITH that he wont be shot

pope benedick the 16th ratslayer rides in a protected pope wagon because he has FAITH that no ratlings will open fire with a gatlin gun

by humantheism October 4, 2010

Pope

To agree, or a substitute for yes. A shortening of “is the pope Catholic?”

“Yo dude are we drinking tonight?”
“Pope.” (As in yes, of course we are)

by Babalouie7 February 23, 2024

The Pope

An absolute monarch of Vatican City (An actual country), who is trying to scam you into Christianity.

The pope is asking me to become Christian, otherwise he will use God and Anime to strike me down.
Run for your lives, the Pope wants more Christians!

by GebigsBird May 20, 2022

POPED

Or “GET POPED” A word you use when you get fucked over by something or someone.

Person A: My boyfriend cheated on me
Person B: GET POPED

by Princessmenace January 12, 2022