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pole pirate

by jake b33km@n February 28, 2011
mugGet the pole piratemug.

Boatem Pole

a silly little pole that is floating in the silly little boatem village/town/incoorperation in the silly little Hermitcraft Server
Grian: Oh yeah, if you guys feel sad that the pole is destroyed, dont. Because this is the third or maybe the fourth version of the boatem pole since its been exploded so much

(or something along the lines of that, i do not remember)
by FibroParroto February 24, 2022
mugGet the Boatem Polemug.

Pole Vault

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.
I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.
by DickRollin March 5, 2020
mugGet the Pole Vaultmug.

pole sander

a veteran hooker that usually works around or in the strip clubs. she is called a pole sander because of all the warts, and scabs for herpes that she has. they ar know to rip right through a condom lickety split.
holy crap did you guys see that old pole sander in the strip club last night??
yeah i did.
you know jason hit that while we were there.
no way....
i bet his dicks going to fall off.
by yer mammy April 12, 2007
mugGet the pole sandermug.

vagina pole

When a chicks clit is so erect and stimulated it is like a penis.
Dude, that chick has a humongous vagina pole!
by Louis (L Unit) March 22, 2007
mugGet the vagina polemug.

scrotum pole

In the rare event of one or more males forming a makeshift "totem pole" by sitting on eachnother's shoulders it can be described as a scrotum pole.
Joe couldn't see at the concert last night - he ended up riding one of his friend's shoulders in a veritable scrotum pole.
by Viifog June 4, 2007
mugGet the scrotum polemug.

The Pole Vault

A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.

But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.

As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.
Dude, last night I fully whipped out The Pole Vault on this chick!
by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012
mugGet the The Pole Vaultmug.

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