Pen Cap Chew

Just to add a missing word from the lyrics in Annorexorcist's definition:
Has your concience got to you for building *trends*?
Is that why un-noticing you eat your pens?

I'm not trying to add a new definition for Pen Cap Chew, but there is no way to edit a previously submitted definition!

by Irushforth July 12, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

Pen It

physically crossing out an action or person.

Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”

person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy”

person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”

person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”

by gushey muncher 2000 November 22, 2024

Pens Pencils Down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.

Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*

by anonymous May 23, 2018

shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.

I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.

by Ingproductions April 7, 2010