Pee ruse

Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.

Lee Proudlock pissed all over the place and blamed Neal. It was a total pee ruse.

by pooter diddler September 23, 2014

pee stain

A lemon yellow stain in a mans white under pants from not shaking the dew off the lilly well enough. This can also be seen in women's panties where she fails to wipe the pee from her bearded clam after urinating.

Holy shit did you see the pee stain in the crotch of Cindy's panties? That's nasty!

by JoeyBomm June 14, 2020

Comfort pee

When a big beahded man named Dan sits on the toilet to pee cause he's lazy as fahk and can't piss like a man.

We nevah have to worry about Dan peeing on the toilet cause he always sits down for a comfort pee.

by RedBeahd617 July 14, 2015

Stinky pee

A rancid odor your penis gives off after not washing it. Could be the cause of masturbating and not cleaning your penis off afterwards to not washing your penis.

Guy1- *takes off pants*

Guy1- "EWWW! I can smell a case of Stinky Pee already!"

by TheLevi October 25, 2010

Cock of pee

A black bird with blue or green feathers and black spots. It isn't a peacock, Stop trying to prove me wrong.

*Josie sends a picture of a beautiful cock of pee to the group chat*
Cassie: What a wonderful cock of pee
Shelby: It's a peacock, cass.
Cassie: No, It's a cock of pee

by Cock of pee February 14, 2017

pee dealer

honestly these people dont even deserve the title dealer, theres nothing to it. if someone trys to bring up pee with you refer them to a good poop dealer

Man 1: Dude you gotta check out my pee dealer, hes got a new batch of g-g coming
Man 2: dude im sick of you fucking bringing up pee, lets just go see diego and get some fibrous feces

Man 1: while i disagree with the former statement i would be quite content with the latter, agreed?
Man 2: agreed.

by papasi May 10, 2019

stop & pee

is the rumored merger of Stop & Shop supermarkets with A&P supermarkets.

I think that new supermarket is going to be a Stop & Pee

by Jefgg March 14, 2014