Nap nasty

The feeling of grumpiness after waking up, especially after a too-long afternoon snooze.

Him: Wake up, you need to feed the dog.
Her: Leave me alone, asshole.
Him: You have a nap nasty?

by bow wow s September 22, 2010

moo nap

a mid-day/ morning nap for no reason.

man i had a rank moo nap today, it was dece!

by b-dub$ April 26, 2009

Yap Nap

To induce in a small period of time in 'resting'. When one is Yap Nap'ing, he/she is not sleeping/napping, but 'resting' whilst at the same time keeping track of their surroundings, even though their eyes are closed.

Yap Nap originates from a member highly regarded in the Yap Nap'ing community. This member is not to be named.

What are you doing Alvin?
I'm Yap Nap'ing

by suspicious.eshayz December 17, 2011

take a nap

To "hook up"; to "sleep with" someone. Intercourse.
Originated in Dallas, TX after the millenium, but before that song "I'ma put you to bed" came out.

"I took naps all weekend with this girl I met Friday!"

"I'm about to take a nap"

"I'd like to take a nap"

by DreamGyrl360 September 25, 2007

Granny Nap

An extremely long nap.

Person 1 *wakes up*: Holy crap, I fell asleep.
Person 2: Yeah you fucking did. You've been asleep for 3 hours.
Person 1: Power nap.
Person 2: Mate, that was a granny nap.

by AmyVHS October 17, 2008

micro nap

noun: falling asleep for no more than a few minutes at a time. usually taking place while in a seated position en route to a destination in a foreign country, it most notably occurs on tour buses of capital cities. a dream state isn't reached, but it's re-energizing ability is almost equivalent to a shot of espresso. the most common cause is due to jet-lag; no severe side effects; treatment is extended time spent in said foreign country

*on the bus*
"uncle, wake up! we're almost at our stop!"
"huh? oh! I'm awake!"
"are you still tired?"
"nope! took my micro nap! I'm good!"

by champs_elysees August 22, 2011

Nap Slime

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and then proceeds to put her in the sleeper hold until she is unconscious with cum dripping out of her mouth. He may then pee on her if he wishes or ready a Seattle Sandwich for when she comes to.

It was her Nap Slime last night and she didn't even know it.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009