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Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.
Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.
by CloRoJo November 23, 2021
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irisa jones

irisa jones is a slim thicc female who has anxiety but she’s super pretty and she’s really funny she is cute as a button and had a fat booty
person 1: oh look at that girl with the ass!

person 2: she must be an irisa jones!
by kurvykelly September 3, 2022
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jakob jones

A clown ass nigga who thinks he’s hard so he snitches on everyone who can beat his ass because he thinks it’ll impress the middle schoolers.
Don’t even waste your time with Jakob Jones.
by Cotton pickin ass nigga January 24, 2020
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Maverick Jones

by MLG ghetto boy August 11, 2021
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gindiana jones

EWWWWWWWWWWW GROSE GET A ROOM
Gindiana Jones Sitting in a car are the naked yes they are the car goes bump bump they go hump hump there goes the baby in the town car.
by GoFuckYourself123 September 21, 2020
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Lonnie Jones

Part-time student, full-time yellow crackhead.
by Redpee March 10, 2022
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Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020
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