hairy chode

a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.

ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"

by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019

Hairy Xylaphone

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.

Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone

by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017

hairy haggis

Scots. An adult penis.

"Hoots Jimmy, will ye stop playing wi' yer hairy haggis!" You dinnae impress me"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

hairy sabrett

The rolls on the back of your neck when u look up, if u haven't had a haircut in a while it becomes a "hairy" sabrett

Look at that hairy sabrett on him.

by Knowing of all December 23, 2017

Hairy Pancake

A small YouTuber that uploads YouTube content. Generally plays games, and couldn't find out what his YouTube name should be.

Hairy pancake is the best youtuber.

by Bloobyman January 8, 2017

hairy pistachio

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy

I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.

by acockyone May 8, 2020

Hairy Yamaka

When you cum on the back of your sex partners’ head and tear out a handful of your own pubic fuzzies and slap them on the adhesive seed to form a hairy yamaka.

Plugging my girlfriend from behind, I slapped a hairy yamaka on her in observance of Shabbat.

by placenta247 March 27, 2022