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jack fountain

can be annoying can be a prick can be stupid but all round a nice person
by jejaokanbchieoalms October 17, 2019
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tennessee fountain

When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.
Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.
by FountainBoss November 27, 2016
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Vegas fountain

Last night I accidentally Vegas fountained myself while laying in bed.
by John Quepy March 9, 2020
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Australian fountain

When you nut in her ass and she farts it out creating a fountain.
Dude…last night I Australian fountained my girls moms ass.
by Taxopoo July 7, 2022
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Three coins in a fountain

when you put your dick in her pussy, then asshole, and right before you cum pull out shoe it in her mouth and make a wish!
Last night I Three coins in a fountain that ho
by Big10Dave March 31, 2023
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Florida footlong fountain

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.
Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.
by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023
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Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023
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