Back to the rice fields

Back to the rice fields: it means to tell the Asian person that you are arguing to go back to the rice Fields

Ching chong guy: *speaks*
Jimmy: BACK TO THE RICE FIELDS. CHING CHONG YOU DID IT WRONG!
Ching chong: BING BONG! *orders dog soup*

by Affordable_genius October 17, 2019

Field Service Engineer

Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.

Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."

Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"

Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"

by Crazyjuggerman February 17, 2022

Huddersfield Field fuck

An act which includes a ginger girl a condom and anal

Girl “Hey baby you up for a Huddersfield field fuck?”

Guy “Hell no you nasty!”

by Big Stonker February 04, 2018

Rural Field Goal

The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.

I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.

by Kalisiin September 22, 2012

sowed her field

The act of deliberately ejaculating upon a woman's unkept bush.

The man suffering from premature ejaculation immediately sowed her field when his pants were removed.

by CHEEDSICLE November 04, 2014

If there is grass on the playing field

If the girl is old enough to have 'grass on the field' than she has reached puberty and has pubic hairs, making her 'game'.

"is your girl old enought?"
"Hey... if there is grass on the playing field, then play ball"

by bhgtbtbhtbhtnh July 26, 2006

Florida Field Goal

Having someone chug a beer, the half way through, they are kicked in the nuts with a steel toed boot, then they must finish the beer chug.

Dude did you hear what Walstrom did last night? He did 10 freaking Florida Field Goals....IN A ROW!

by T Dubb May 30, 2007