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muff eater

Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.
My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
mugGet the muff eatermug.

Shoe Eater

A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.
Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, heโ€™s a shoe eater

Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me
by Clemens October 28, 2019
mugGet the Shoe Eatermug.

Cheese-eater

Cheese-eater is a slur word for white person, it's shown that many european/white people always eat food come with cheese
Go back to your country you cheese-eater!
by Bloodie hell April 12, 2021
mugGet the Cheese-eatermug.

Polyloly Eater

A polyloly eater is someone who eats nothing during the day time and then eats a lot at night.
"Sam is such a polyloly eater!"
"Yeah, she only eats at night!"
by Scarlet Gillis April 7, 2011
mugGet the Polyloly Eatermug.

weed eater

the punchline to every joke

๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ๐•ช ๐•›๐• ๐•œ๐•–
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."
by StringedGuitar17 August 15, 2021
mugGet the weed eatermug.

Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time
Your a taint eater
by Jacob is daddy June 6, 2018
mugGet the Taint eatermug.

paper eater

someone who only eats paper
'' omg what are they doing''
'' don't worry there a paper eater''
by paper eater September 19, 2022
mugGet the paper eatermug.

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