Strange white box thingy that Nintendo created on November 1st 2006 for rich white people wave white remotes at; to pledge their allegiance to Satan.
Priest: I haven't see your son in a while now, is he okay?
Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!
Johnny: God is a lie Super Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!
Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!
Johnny: God is a lie Super Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!
by Emperor Momo July 31, 2018
by Red4728472 January 3, 2021
The 5th generation of Nintendo's video game consoles. Also, it is a total chick magnet. If you are going to have a small party with friends and you have some girls over, bust out the wii. Its easy to use controls and ability to make people interact is great entertainment.
by serjsoadfan January 5, 2008
by The most radical 90s character July 29, 2020