The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 7, 2020
Get the No Splash, No Gashmug. When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something
by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021
Get the Dick splashmug. by David Burkins April 11, 2011
Get the Splish Splash Splattermug. The act of getting a blow job .. when the cock is being slapped around the gob like a joystick while also giving the occasional splash back like a sprinkler from a garden hose
by neddy flanders November 20, 2023
Get the sprinkler splashmug. by Eli Johnson February 14, 2024
Get the Lava splashmug. by Singer005 December 6, 2022
Get the Splashing Itmug. When you take poop splattered all around, even underneath the seat that you can only see once you lift it up to clean the toilet and you rub it on your body like if it was a chocolate splash, cologne or perfume.
by Albert ballstein December 12, 2023
Get the splash de chocolatemug.