No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Dick splash

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something

Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash

by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021

Splish Splash Splatter

This is a phrase commonly used by UK MC's that means going on an instumental and killing it.

Dennis: Oi! You heard that new Scorcher tune?
Hakeem: Yh, he went splish splash splatter on it!

by David Burkins April 11, 2011

sprinkler splash

The act of getting a blow job .. when the cock is being slapped around the gob like a joystick while also giving the occasional splash back like a sprinkler from a garden hose

Awww debs the sprinkler splash has my leg soaked

by neddy flanders November 20, 2023

Lava splash

Bosnian fag

Boy 1: You are weird!
Boy 2: You're a lava splash.

by Eli Johnson February 14, 2024

Splashing It

Throwing money or influence around.

Ever since Michael got his promotion he’s really been splashing it around.

by Singer005 December 6, 2022

splash de chocolate

When you take poop splattered all around, even underneath the seat that you can only see once you lift it up to clean the toilet and you rub it on your body like if it was a chocolate splash, cologne or perfume.

“Depilate, untate el splash de chocolate” - Bryant Myers

by Albert ballstein December 12, 2023