salty satchel

A bag of weed with hella crystals, "resembling" salt.

Me: I am in dire of a salty satchel!

by sylvz March 12, 2009

salty ribeye

When a girl takes her glass eye out and a guy sticks his dick in her eye socket.

I was making out with this girl and she asked me to give her a salty ribeye.

by j Clark October 20, 2013

Salty Vag

1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche

"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"

"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"

by Jamesmcspanks December 9, 2008

salty donkey

When you do a women in the ass so hard that when you cum it makes her leg kick out like a donkey

I gave that girl such a good "salty donkey" that she broke the wall behind me

by Parker Hinthorne,Tommy Keenan October 10, 2008

Salty

Unsound mind. A person on edge. In a shady situation.

My marriage is salty.

by elaminster October 11, 2015

Salty

When you are proven wrong in a situation when you thought you were right; when you are let down after your hopes are up; when you are played/ dissed

1. Person 1: I'm the only one in this classroom with a 4.0 GPA.

Person 2: Actually I also have a 4.0, so I guess you're feeling salty.

2. (In a roast session)
Person one (roasting person 2): You not ready for this roast, you ugly as hell, boul.
Person 2: Nah, you need a shape up cuz your hairline look like a mountain range.

Background people: OH NOOOO
(Person 1 is salty)

by Cerena10111 June 19, 2015

Salty

People are represented as potatoes. If someone tickles your pickle, you describe them as being salty. You can also salt a potato, meaning to shag them or want to shag them.

That is one salty potato.

by Salty October 16, 2014