Puddle

When someone is so drunk they take the form of any vessel they happen to pass out in. They are essentially liquid and have little body control.

Joe polished off that fifth of tequila. Dude was a total puddle.

by Locoski September 15, 2015

puddle dipping

Sticking you penis in a wet vagina.

Tammy how about some early morning puddle dipping before we go to work?

by Red Oak January 19, 2019

Puddle

A nice bowl of liquid METH

Smoking puddles my friend

Let's Smoke some puddles my friend.

by CarwynIestyn July 27, 2025

Puddle Panties

When a woman is turned on

Brandon is so hot that I get puddle panties every time he walks by.

by anonymous April 23, 2021

Puddle of lol

(noun) like a normal lol but this time you're laughing so hard you may fall of your seat or inhale food or fall over or walk into things etc

I laughed so hard i turned into a puddle of lol

by BoredAndBrainless June 22, 2008

Muddy Puddles

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.

Hey, Muddy Puddles!!

by pholter February 23, 2024

Bear Puddle

A group of large gay hairy men collectively gathered in a hot sweaty nightclub. The term started in Vancouver, Canada.

I need to wash my shoes as they got drenched in a bear puddle in the dark room last night.

by Buzzcola May 10, 2025