Dial down the middle. Literally it means a girl cups a guys balls and holds them up to her mouth while sticking his dick in her ear. This is to resemble an old school telephone. Usually this term is reserved to refer to a woman who should suck a dick but doesn't, either becuase she is not very bright or because she is what can best be described as a word that rhymes with bunt.
Jen B is a royal bitch. I am going to have her make a call on the hairy phone after we go to dinner this Saturday night.
Erica is so stupid that when I told her to make a call on the hairy phone, she was giving herself chumpy welts instead of just sucking the dick.
Erica is so stupid that when I told her to make a call on the hairy phone, she was giving herself chumpy welts instead of just sucking the dick.
by 4fingeredman January 13, 2007
Get the hairy phonemug. After Nikkil wallet smacked me I wanted to phone smack him back, but since my phone dosent flip I had to phone beat him
by Deshawn Thomas January 31, 2006
Get the phone beatmug. Noun. Derogatory.
1. A window licker for the 21st century: typically an intellectually stunted grown man so wrapped in technology that they could clean their cellphone's screen with their tongue in public and think nothing of it. Has a tendency to be hardcore fanatics for escapism tailored for people half their age; for example: comic book movies, pre-teen or teen fiction, children's cartoons and video games. See: Man child
2. A person whose phone has made them figuratively retarded, all self-awareness depleted from their mind. They treat their phone like a best friend in order to compensate for their social awkwardness.
1. A window licker for the 21st century: typically an intellectually stunted grown man so wrapped in technology that they could clean their cellphone's screen with their tongue in public and think nothing of it. Has a tendency to be hardcore fanatics for escapism tailored for people half their age; for example: comic book movies, pre-teen or teen fiction, children's cartoons and video games. See: Man child
2. A person whose phone has made them figuratively retarded, all self-awareness depleted from their mind. They treat their phone like a best friend in order to compensate for their social awkwardness.
John sat in the corner playing free to play games on his phone as the party commenced around him. John is a phone licker.
by Mo_Shift_Fo August 18, 2013
Get the Phone Lickermug. A knock phone would be a person's second or alternate phone that is only used for things such as drug dealing. This phone would not be tied to the owner in any way.
by Cali420 October 30, 2013
Get the knock phonemug. When you purposely ignore a text or message off someone and avoid anyway of letting them knkw your online eg. Facebook.
by .AJ. January 8, 2017
Get the phone ghostingmug. I had a phone meet with sean, before i hung out with him. that way i got to know him a little better before our date.
by Lady Awesome March 16, 2008
Get the Phone Meetmug. Guy 1: I had to take some Advil for my arm
Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?
Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.
Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?
Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.
by John J Lannon January 21, 2009
Get the Phone Elbowmug.