Skinny Nuts

No one knows what Skinny Nuts mean because circles can't be skinny. The first time Skinny Nuts was used in a sentence or was ever heard was when a person named ZiffyClumper said Skinny Nuts to a man named Clowfoe was told he has them.

Clowfoe, "clowfoe. clowfoe. clowfoe"
ZiffyClumper, "skinny nuts"
Clowfoe, "THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS AS SKINNY NUTS"

by FellowPizzaGuy February 27, 2022

nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017

Fatty Nut

When a nuts fluctuation exceeds 2 meters.

*Level up*

Fatty Nut Unlocked.

“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”

“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”

by Big boy xx x2 May 8, 2020

Nut Gack

When a man puts his penis and testicles inside a homo sapiens mouth then he ejaculates in the man/womens mouth, then the person with the jizz in there mouth spits it into the persons mouth who ejaculated.

I would love to nut gack you and your mother.

by Nut Gacker 300o May 30, 2018

Kieg Nut

A smart a** who will give you all the facts and is horny all the time

wow kieg nut that's fascinating.

by Vanderslar April 27, 2020

Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.

He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

dill nut

Someone who is an utter idiot.

Tony, you're not suppoosed to have sexual intercourse with your sister you utter dill nut

by Danimal007 February 8, 2009