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Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.
He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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Kieg Nut

A smart a** who will give you all the facts and is horny all the time
wow kieg nut that's fascinating.
by Vanderslar April 27, 2020
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Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.
That mans is a bean nut.
by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020
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Big nut

A donut is a ring of dough, yet we call it a do"nut". Curious
Say, if McDonalds were to bring out a Big-Mac which formed a single continuous loop, alternating between hamburger and bread, to follow convention it would therefore be called a big"nut".

That's the true meaning of a big nut.
You big nut. - Guy 1
Stfu, you're such a big nut. - Guy 3
by Moon Man Redux April 28, 2022
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Intergalactic nut

You busted an Intergalactic nut all over my titties.
by Memetimmy June 16, 2018
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gut nut

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)

-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!

the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!

a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!

celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2011
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Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.
Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016
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