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social media card revoked

When your Twitter, Snapchat or Facebook account gets deleted for making a fake profile or posting fake news.
She got her social media card revoked for posting fake news.
by RegtheEnforcer February 4, 2017
mugGet the social media card revokedmug.

Social Media Jerk Off

Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.
Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"
by MC Lightning May 5, 2013
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Mind Control Media Minion

The dolled up corporate representatives with no insight on any topic outside of what they are told to repeat to humanity in order to promote the agenda of the elite.
"That mind control media minion just said Ron Paul is a racist!"

"Well she sure looks good there bud, are you sure she's wrong?"
by JB 1776 January 18, 2012
mugGet the Mind Control Media Minionmug.
A new windows operating system. Designed on tried and true xp pro, it has a wide range of new features that prevent you from copying cds and dvds, downloading unlisenced shit from kazaa, and giving the RIAA a back door to ur computer
Windows media center edition is gay. XP pro is much better.
by someone October 21, 2003
mugGet the windows media center editionmug.

biased left wing media

A biased left wing media does not exist in the United States. The only thing that exist in the United States as far as media are concerned are biased right wing media, where FOX News is among the most extreme biased. CNN,CBS etc. should also be considered to be right wing biased.

Some public channels in Europe can to a certain extent be considered to be biased left wing media. However they are not even close to as biased as the American media are.
Wov, you honestly think Iraq had anything to do with the attacks in New York 2001. Man you must stop watching all this right wing biased media.biased left wing media

You really think the United States gives a lot of foreign aid? Who told you that, that is so not true, stop watching right wing biased media. Better of watching the biased left wing mediasince it's not as extreme (although it does not exist in the United States)
by Hejdaniel October 10, 2006
mugGet the biased left wing mediamug.

Anti-Social Media Marketing

Used to describe someone's social skills which are so notoriously anti that he does not need any social media tools to ruin his reputation.
Tom was at his best again at yesterday's party. His Anti-Social Media Marketing skills were at the fore when he slapped his boss's backside.
by Sandeep Sridhar February 4, 2008
mugGet the Anti-Social Media Marketingmug.

SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.
by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008
mugGet the SMP - social media prayermug.

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