When a guy takes a coa coala bottle smashes it over a girls head and makes her snort coccaine off his dick.
Jon: Dude how was your night last night?
Alec: It was awesome I bought a 2 liter of coke then I gave Tiffany a coke job.
Alec: It was awesome I bought a 2 liter of coke then I gave Tiffany a coke job.
by Billy Mccringleberry September 19, 2013
Getting your lips around somebody's shaft and giving it a good old suck until they cream on your tonsils
I'd give those lads Harvey and Cam a suck job anyday. I've heard that girl Becky is good at giving suck jobs
by Helentaylor March 10, 2015
by Newport Joe July 15, 2008
Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.
by TheBestMane October 23, 2009
by Grade August 23, 2007
She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.
by john March 11, 2005
A person that cannot, or chooses not to keep any job for a long time.
They are the type that is either too lazy to work properly, so always get the sack, or the type that expects a utopia in a job, with perfect, polite people, easy work and a nice boss.
They look in papers and on websites every weekend for jobs and don't get a degree in anything because they don't know what they want to do or they will give it up when they find the work is too hard.
They often have long resumes and not very many refrences. Being a job hopper gets harder as you go through more jobs and your resume gets longer.
They are the type that is either too lazy to work properly, so always get the sack, or the type that expects a utopia in a job, with perfect, polite people, easy work and a nice boss.
They look in papers and on websites every weekend for jobs and don't get a degree in anything because they don't know what they want to do or they will give it up when they find the work is too hard.
They often have long resumes and not very many refrences. Being a job hopper gets harder as you go through more jobs and your resume gets longer.
John: My mum works at the cat food factory
Frank: Doesn't she work at the pool?
John: that was 2 weeks ago.
Frank: no, the soap shop?
John: she left 3 days ago.
John's mum is a job hopper
Frank: Doesn't she work at the pool?
John: that was 2 weeks ago.
Frank: no, the soap shop?
John: she left 3 days ago.
John's mum is a job hopper
by MelWasHere October 29, 2008