Rootin tootin ready for a school shootin. Dylan is characterized as a male stripper that wears top of the line cowboy boots and a tight thong that makes his testicles look like swollen grapes, he also has tits that can hypnotize any women
by Joshisthehoss December 3, 2018
Get the Dylan mug.A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.
Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan
Is he already with some other girl now?
Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there
Is he already with some other girl now?
Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there
by golden fire29 August 26, 2019
Get the Dylan mug.Tall, skinny, white brunette boy, makes the most retarded jokes, when you talk to a Dylan ur probably gonna lose brain cells funny… or annoying, he the class clown
by Bedzdy July 24, 2021
Get the Dylan mug.Please stop being a Dylan
by Sky_ballon303 July 15, 2019
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by AlohaOwl1211 February 4, 2018
Get the Dylan mug.A great guy with a good heart and loving intentions, but if you fuck him over, no matter who you are, he'll fuck your life up. But to all those who are loyal to him, he's a pretty awesome guy.
by LilDickClique June 11, 2018
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