A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.
Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.
by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016
Get the Dragon-Beardmug. When one person keeps chasing more outlandish fetishes and will never be satisfied with more vanilla stuff.
Dude 1: Man you heard about Aiden, he hanged himself while jerking off.
Dude 2: Man kept chasing the coom dragon but got burnt.
Dude 2: Man kept chasing the coom dragon but got burnt.
by Moon Fruit April 6, 2023
Get the Coom Dragonmug. A person who explosively loses their lunch. The expulsion has such force that it resembles the fire breathing qualities of a mythical dragon. As ever with vomit, the assured presence of carrots is irrespective of consumption or non-consumption of the protagonist.
by Dave Ford May 29, 2023
Get the Carrot Dragonmug. The state of going so far insane no one wants to be associated with you. A dangerous State of existence where you might be sent to a mental institution. If you go Third Dragon there is no going back, and everyone will remember.
The first usage of going Third Dragon was in reference to a girl who thought see was possessed by three different dragons.
The first usage of going Third Dragon was in reference to a girl who thought see was possessed by three different dragons.
Guy 1 "NO dude don't do it! Don't go Third Dragon!"
Guy 2 "yeah man i had an ex that went Third Dragon... we aren't together anymore."
Guy 2 "yeah man i had an ex that went Third Dragon... we aren't together anymore."
by Jorge Valdezzzzz November 21, 2011
Get the Third Dragonmug. by quikclik2 June 26, 2008
Get the pocket dragonmug. Asian women who are trained to be gold diggers by finding old rich men. They also seek white men to raise their status.
by thaGspot December 31, 2011
Get the Dragon ladymug. by Enormo11 May 25, 2018
Get the Dragon Pornmug.