fuck the dog 

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

fuck the dog by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

take the dog out 

To remove one's butt plug.

"Hey Chase, queue up for the next match."

"One sec, I gotta go take the dog out."

take the dog out by galaxyblues August 18, 2024

Drying the Dog 

A male masturbation technique where you use open hands either on the top and bottom or each side of the shaft to vigorously more back and forth like how towelling off a dog to dry it after you wash them.

James has been “drying the dog” cause he has stitches in his thumb and can’t grip it with an orthodox grip…

Drying the Dog by Ben-JammedyaMum October 15, 2024

Kill the dog

To have a fart that smells so bad it would kill a dog or small animal in the line of fire.

Person 1: *Farts*
Person 2: "Aw man it sinks! Did you kill the dog?!

Kill the dog by Eroding February 12, 2025

Mikey The Dog 

Sexy little mut with a tight ass. Always happy to see you and always begging for food. Perhcance. the dog may also crawl

I wanna Fuck Mikey The Dog

Mikey The Dog by IloveMattsDog March 20, 2025

bella the dog 

my cum dumpster

me and my friends just shit on kelly on rainbow now we use bella the dog as a cum dumpster

bella the dog by realynman April 29, 2025

Diddling The Dog 

The act of having sex with a dog.

Look at him, what a loser. Diddling The Dog!!

Diddling The Dog by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025