Tobacco suppository introduced by Stephen Colbert. For when your mouth is occupied and need your nicotine fix. Comes in several flavours.
by Handy Thor October 18, 2009
Get the Wax-Anusmug. Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.
by KingFett September 25, 2014
Get the Anus Bleedsmug. Unlike Swamp Ass where your entire ass is wet from sweat, Clammy Anus can be described as moist and sticky and only surrounding the rectum with some possible migration down to the taint. Where Swamp Ass occurs due to heat or heavy activity and smells mostly like BO, Clammy Anus is the result of seepage due to sickness or flatulence. The odor, while more subtle, is the combination of sick and poo. Not pleasant. Chaffing is less likely with Clammy Anus, but the sticky nature makes wiping ones ass more difficult as the paper is very likely to stick and tear along the affected area.
In general, you can imagine clams left out at room temperature for too long to describe the feel and smell of Clammy Anus.
In general, you can imagine clams left out at room temperature for too long to describe the feel and smell of Clammy Anus.
After drinking too much last night and not feeling well today I was suffering from a classic case of Clammy Anus.
by Lewes Kram December 28, 2012
Get the Clammy Anusmug. Jeff: Dayne do your gayness in the anus
Dayne: how am I gayness in the anus
Jeff: Because you like girls but you like being fucked my men in the anus
Dayne: how am I gayness in the anus
Jeff: Because you like girls but you like being fucked my men in the anus
by Mikaylass July 22, 2021
Get the Gayness in the anusmug. When you and your old lady are getting freaky and she wants to suck whipped cream off of your dick but all you have is cake icing, you make due. Before she can start sucking the icing off you flip her over and shove it in the exit ramp. Giving her THE FROSTY ANUS!
Thank god we had left over buttercream icing from my kids birthday cake. I gave momma THE FROSTY ANUS last night!
by Mister Mustache June 7, 2021
Get the The Frosty Anusmug. The overindulgence of too many vindaloos (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or by incerting obects covered in tabasco sauce into the anus(see Mexican Starfish) causing extreme discomfort whilst taking a poo.
by ticktokk April 20, 2014
Get the furnace anusmug. by dankest of teh dank February 6, 2015
Get the DMZ anusmug.