Candy Dish

a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"

"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"

by The Depressed Llama June 5, 2018

take a dish

take a bath or bathe much like dishes do

bitch go take a dish with that stank pussy

by moneymar2134 May 15, 2016

Doing the dirty dishes

When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.

The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.

Next time I'll take out the dishes first.

by HizerKite November 23, 2023

Dish the rock

To pass a basketball. The explicit indirect object form “Dish ME the rock” also accepted

Yo stop hogging the ball and dish the rock!

by CSmoothWithTheWristBoy March 17, 2020

Baby I’ll do the dishes

This is a fan chant that comes after the lyrics “Loving me’s like doing a chore” during “The Longest Goodbye”

At ROLE MODEL shows when he sings The Longest Goodbye fans respond to a line in the song saying “baby i’ll do the dishes” to show he is loved even if he thinks it’s a chore.

by saintlaurentcowboy June 14, 2025

Dished

If someone is both plain and ugly looking I.e. clapped they could be described as dished

Friend 1: Did you go over to Alexis’ house last night?
Friend 2: No chance, he’s dished

by PlatedPics March 27, 2023

80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024