Tell the day, Sissy!

Something said by My 3 year old sister right before she saw me eating something, screamed and then poked my eye with a kool aid straw wrapper

"Tell the day, Sissy!: *sees food* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*pokes eye with straw wrapper and hits my computer*

by lampyvista April 30, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

you can’t tell me what to do

owned by landry purvis

you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021

Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly

On February 28th you tell an ugly girl that she’s ugly and needs to stop obsessing over herself.

Jackson:damn bruh you ugly asl

Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful

Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly

by I hate ppl named Kaylee February 28, 2023

tell it to me gay

(Partly from an internet trend) used to have it said in a funner way

Tell it to me straight, doc.
Doc: you have have testosterone cancer
Now tell it to me gay
Doc: Oh I have so tea for for you, you have NO manly.

by Master of beargreen March 4, 2024

Telling Riddles

A euphemism for getting a sapiosexual turned on. Specifically, getting a female wet, through witty banter, playful puns, and other intellectual stimuli.

Jill: How was the date?
Kate: He was telling riddles all night, I needed to change my panties.

by SazzyNerd September 23, 2021

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022