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Wax Teasing

1.)The act of having very visible ear wax and not letting your friend, who loves picking out ear wax, anywhere near your ear. This causes said friend to thrash about and wail loudly until the visible ear wax is either picked out or hidden from sight.

2.) A YouTube video depicting a wax filled ear canal but the wax is not removed. Thereby leaving the hopeful viewers incredibly unsatisfied.
Person A: Oh my you have a lot of wax in your ear, please may I remove it for you with my lengthened fingernail?

Person B: No you may not but have a good look, ha ha!!

Person A: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh sooooo unfair, stop wax teasing me!!
by WaxAddict January 1, 2012
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cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated
school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased so that you can later show off your knowledge
by Sexydimma October 15, 2014
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cunny hole tease

how a female experiences the male version of a cocktease; when a woman gets turned on by a very hot male.
Jenny, "Eli Manning look alike just undressed me with his eyes. He can't seriously be thinking about what I am thinking. Hell, I am wearing my wedding band- how could he? He does this shit everytime! That motherfucker!"

Erin, "He must have a big ego. What a cunny hole tease!"

Jenny, " I'd say.."
by Crasssss September 17, 2012
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Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.
Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!
by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018
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Prick teasing

When some cunt purposefully goes and teases a person into something. Then the teaser jumps on the the other person like it was all their fault. Bastards.
Prick teasing -That cunts a prick teaser he keeps suggesting somethongbtonleadvme on.
by Moscow Woman August 6, 2020
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tease virgin

When you sexually tease a person that you are talking to. You dont even have to be a virgin to be called this that simple fact is irelevant.
God damn it paul I just cant believe that your talking to another tease virgin!
by Jim, the tease virgin May 5, 2016
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cocktail tease

A person who says he wants to get drinks in the evening but than bails out.
Person A: hello so its on for tonight, you want to hit that bar?
Person B: sorry bro Im too tired
Person A: your a such a cocktail tease
by Cocktail tease November 9, 2022
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