tampon eater

A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina

I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!

by Step-aan-de-accelerator November 21, 2024

Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.

I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.

by Teenypetey January 19, 2025

Tampon Tantrum

When a liberal man acts like a woman on period, specially resulting from their political views getting challenged

Steve is throwing a tampon tantrum again

by LiberalTears101 January 28, 2025

Tampon

Another way to pronounce Jack Lang.

Have you seen tampon today? I heard he took it up the ass the other night.

by Cheeseman69123 June 8, 2023

Tampon

Some sort of absorbent material that can be twisted into a "tampon like" cylinder for the sole purpose of cleaning out a pipe, dugout, one hitter. I MUST be used in conjunction with a stick or similar type tool to "push" the tampon thru the pipe. I thing that comes out the other end is pretty offensive. And should be handled as if it were a tampon.

Dude hand me a tissue I have to make a tampon this thing is shitting in my mouth.

by Germantown Jiggaboo June 17, 2024

with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW

As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"

by von groovy July 9, 2024

tampon tim

The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever

Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024