Tall Law

Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.

If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.

“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”

by YokoOhNo October 6, 2020

National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

6 feet tall and super strong

A refrence to a song I think

6 feet tall and super strong

by FardMonke July 25, 2022

Tall Trees get cut down

The act of smashing a female who is taller than you.

Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts

by anonymous June 8, 2022

tall enderman

ranboo

Ranboo is a tall enderman.

by TubsiIs June 15, 2022

Tall Friend Appreciation Day

appreciating ur friends 5’9 and above on July 15th. they deserve some appreciation for being built like a stringbean

hey! did you know that it’s tall friend appreciation day? ask your tall friends how the weather is up there!

by jacob glndr June 25, 2022

national hug a tall person day

the day that you can hug anyone over 5,2 and they can't do anything about it

bob:*hugs Jane

Jane: why are you hugging me?
bob it's national hug a tall person day
Jane: .....your taller then me
bob: you didn't hug me first

by Demon r slender June 30, 2022