An infinitely powerful, impossibly tall, godlike entity that can control space and time and grow to incalculable heights. God of power, eater of worlds, lord of Wardo and Bibard - both ancient celestial entities that governed the universe for trillions of years under the guise of the Tall Man Run - and the tallest man to ever live.
"Oh my god, the Tall Man Run is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tall 😮😲😲😱! Wardo and Bibard can both agree."
by DiscipleOfTheTallManRun August 31, 2022
appreciating ur friends 5’9 and above on July 15th. they deserve some appreciation for being built like a stringbean
hey! did you know that it’s tall friend appreciation day? ask your tall friends how the weather is up there!
by jacob glndr June 26, 2022
October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Robert-I have a GIRLFRIEND
Zach-dude shes four foot tall and toothless
Robert (puts his pointer finger and thumb on his nose and looks side to side)
Zach-dude shes four foot tall and toothless
Robert (puts his pointer finger and thumb on his nose and looks side to side)
by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 09, 2009
"Yepp I walked up to the fight all by myself, no weapon or none. You know I think I'm six foot tall and bulletproof."
by kashmunnii November 14, 2021
On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.
boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people
boy 2: do you know what today is though
boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
boy 2: do you know what today is though
boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
by kyleissupergay April 07, 2023
Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.
by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022