Maura Syndrome

The feeling you get when time suddenly disappears while your girl-/boy-friend is around.

I got Maura syndrome yesterday, my girlfriend came over and suddenly 4 hours just disappeared

by rob123aber February 11, 2009

nigger syndrome

To be a nigger and or of the nigger kind.

Kanye West has Nigger Syndrome.

by anti-nigga December 31, 2011

Jenkins Syndrome

A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.

"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."

by captainericbertulaitis February 23, 2013

Blower's Syndrome

After you've blown your load, you lose all interest in the girl and just want to her to go away. She's served her purpose and is pretty much an elephant in the room at this point.

"You know normally I'd get Blower's Syndrome and tell you to leave but I don't mind Maggie, you can sleep here if you want." - BW

by chuck y hacks February 22, 2009

Badawi Syndrome

When you always think you are right, but you aren't.

Hey hebe, i think you have badawi syndrome..
Hebe: Bro no i don't i carried this game

by Rabihzilla June 23, 2018

Orangutan Syndrome

When a person cannot let go of one branch (relationship) until he/she has a good hold on another.

Tracie: If Amy's so unhappy with her boyfriend, why doesn't she just break up with him?
Jennifer: Because she's never actually been single; she won't dump him until there's the security of a relationship with another guy around the corner.
Tracie: Oh I see...she has orangutan syndrome.

by redlicorice August 8, 2010

Thumbrrets Syndrome

An unofficial condition in which you are texting or typing a message and sudden words appear in between that you did not plan or even think about typing. Could also happen when you are using a text correction program on your phone such as the T9 or predictive txt like on iphones.

Ex:-While Texting-

Person 1: "Are you going to show up to the thing today?"

Person 2: "Yeah, we'll see if I get there by then."

Person 1: "Or if at all. Hahaha!"

Person 2: "Pretty much. oil"

Person 1: "WTF? Oil? Dude, you must have a case of thumbrrets syndrome."

Obviously this example is not as severe as other episodes can be.

Inturrets,turpets, Turrets,Thumb-Tied,

by CrazyMundo February 25, 2009