Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.
by VSC1111 April 03, 2018
The Swim Fam is a group of swimmers often seen as annoying and arrogant. They often spread drama that revolves all around one person. This Group often accommodates some swimcest.
by SillyWillyBillyBoy October 11, 2016
Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.
by Andreas Tortellini April 11, 2018
by chickenpocks December 05, 2019
The act of ejaculating a lot uncontrollably during intercourse. The semen covers the partners entire body as if they are "swimming" in semen.
"I was fucking my wife last night and there was so much semen we let it swim."
(during intercourse)
Man: "Ohhh there's so much semen!!!"
Woman: "Just let it swim hun"
"I was fucking my wife last night and there was so much semen we let it swim."
(during intercourse)
Man: "Ohhh there's so much semen!!!"
Woman: "Just let it swim hun"
by TheRev31415 March 08, 2014
Cartoon Network's late night programming block that you probably used to stay up late to watch Family Guy on as a kid. Has a habit of showing weird experimental programming past midnight, which you've probably woken up to in the middle of the night and wondered if you were still dreaming.
Kid A: "You look tired today. Did you stay up to watch Family Guy on adult swim again?"
Kid B: "Yeah, and then I woke up to some weird shit at 3 AM and couldn't tell if it was real or not."
Kid B: "Yeah, and then I woke up to some weird shit at 3 AM and couldn't tell if it was real or not."
by Yongle Yui III January 15, 2024
by Some asexual animator June 29, 2020