Swim through concrete

Someone who is inbred and therefore has webbed toes/fingers.
Person 1 : “Have you seen Sophie and Joe today?”

Person 2 : “ Rahh yeah, they look like they can swim through concrete 🤮“
by Suckyourmum56 January 30, 2021
mugGet the Swim through concretemug.
A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.
"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
by Narstream November 17, 2022
mugGet the Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.mug.

Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
mugGet the Irish swimming lessonsmug.

Swimming

The stupidest fucking sport to ever exist (if you could even call it a sport)
Swimming is for fags
by Littyfishy January 27, 2019
mugGet the Swimmingmug.

Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.
Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet
by WillieStroker March 14, 2010
mugGet the Compton Swim Meetmug.

swimming armadillo

shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party
by ronald19 August 21, 2016
mugGet the swimming armadillomug.
Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
mugGet the swimming in a pool of his own pissmug.

Share this definition