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fever sweats

A condition characterized by an inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.

Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.

A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.

Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.

The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.

Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day

The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"

"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"

"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"

"Post call today, I got fever sweats."

"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."

"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022
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Dungeons Sweat

A type of person who will sacrifice basic needs (such as food, water or personal hygene), to learn new mechanics to shave minute amounts of time off a dungeon run in Hypixel's skyblock. It should be noted that attempting to communticate with these 'beings' is not a good idea, as they are often under the age of 12, lack common sense, or just generally over aggressive.
This phrase can often be used as an insult, to people who lack basic social skills or are just generally retarded
Person 1: I've skipped a meal to complete my 100th floor 7 run!!!!!
Person 2: Ha! Go outside you Dungeons Sweat!
Person 1: STFU (general nonsense)
by Neevsmingeiswide December 18, 2021
mugGet the Dungeons Sweatmug.

pink sweat

wanna go make some pink sweat?
by ribbondoctorsandal January 16, 2018
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poo sweats

When you need to poo so badly that you feel cold inside and sweaty outside.
I needed to take a dump so badly that i got the poo sweats
by JimGherkins May 2, 2017
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Sweat clank

When you go to take a dump while your sweating really bad and the toilet seat sticks to ur ass and slams down and goes clank !
Jimmy, I had to go to the bathroom really bad after jogging and had a sweat clank
by Chesterbimbo March 30, 2016
mugGet the Sweat clankmug.

Don't sweat it

Son: Dad I am afraid I am not going to make the wrestling team.
Dad: Don't sweat it kid-You got this & just know that there is credit, glory, and many other intangibles attainable for the person who tries.
by SuburbanH October 6, 2021
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Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
by Alkaiser September 9, 2010
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