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Sweaty Jerky

The act of masturbating under your covers to the point of being so hot that you sweat, and are forced to rush your orgasm so you can resurface for fresh air.
"I tried a sweaty jerky last night before bed, and thought I was going to pass out from the heat."
by Bird-Watcher November 30, 2017
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Sweaty

Slang for a try hard person or thing, someone who tries too hard to be hot especially in pictures
Look what Sweaty snap Sarah just sent me.
by Thenameisanne January 5, 2020
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Sweaty and Have to Speak a Different Language

Term used to describe a school day where you have physical education and french (or any subject teaching you about a language that is not native to you).
Nick: You know what they say about Russia
Saul: what
Nick: Your sweaty and have to speak a different language!
by No_Name_Bob January 28, 2021
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Sweaty butt plug

Sweaty butt plug is someone who chats more shit than boris Johnson
That sweaty butt plug sounds just like boris johnson
by Anna 2022 July 14, 2022
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sweaty betty

A pretty famous woman's clothing company or can be used to describe a woman called betty who seems to have not worn her deodorant today
Penny: I got some real cute Sweaty Betty leggings yesterday!!!
Betty: *memories from childhood*

Sam: What the hell is that smell?!
Simon: god damn it's sweaty betty
by urlocalidiot March 16, 2022
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sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.
I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.
by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018
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Sweaty Pebble

While in a steam shower a man pours fruity pebbles in a girls cunt and jizzes on it and eats it out.
Whoo! I sure am hot from that sweaty pebble in the sauna.
by skankaliscious November 16, 2011
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