When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.
The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....
by Bushkunty April 15, 2020
Get the Aussie Surprise mug.A moment in which Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and catches them off guard because He should be dead.
Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”
by English Major April 19, 2020
Get the Messiah Surprise mug.Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
by TeamS June 24, 2012
Get the Surprise Stoner mug.A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
by sniperoo September 13, 2011
Get the Surprised Pirate mug.A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.
by AidanTheHill123 July 25, 2023
Get the The Surprise Unicorn mug.The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.
Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked
by Chunky chungus October 24, 2020
Get the Shaq Surprise mug.when writing (normally in a book) or a film/movie has the reader/audience surprised by an action or a fact
by BALOPER February 4, 2021
Get the The Element of Surprise mug.