Shmilk

A mixture of schnapps and milk.

Person 1: “dude I’ve had nothing but alcohol for the past few days”

Person 2 “Dude that’s not healthy, maybe you should drink some shmilk to change it up a bit”

by Blankurchin31 May 12, 2022

Serial Smiler

Someone who has the same smile in virtually all the pictures that they take.

Bob: Dude, I've been looking at this girl's Facebook pictures for about 10 minutes now, and she has the same smile on her face in every one of them!

Tom: It's official; she's a Serial Smiler.

by Yahhhhhhhh August 17, 2010

Grandpa Smile

When somebody smiles like a grandpa with no dentures in.

CC: Dude your grandpa smile is disturbing me.
Adrian: Oh, sorry, I'll stop smiling...
Natausha: Dude your Smile is scaring children.

by bekkuhkidd February 28, 2011

Social Smile

1. Smiling for the sake of not looking sad, even if you're doing/feeling nothing.

2. A smile made by a baby in response to sounds/sights/etc. of things it likes.

1. Any politician's smile.

2. "Honey! Our baby just did her first social smile!"

by smsman August 15, 2011

Joker Smile

When a man "cock slaps" another person on both sides of their face. Leaving two lines up their face, resembling the smile of the joker from Batman.

I think that girl that had those bruises on her cheeks got a joker smile.

by C.L.C. October 25, 2011

douchebag smile

When someone smiles all the time like a douchebag.

Look at that railroad welder cheesing!
I know I hate that douchebag smile!

by Homer Riley June 27, 2014

frog smile

When a man and a woman get naked, and play leap frog. The mans flaccid penis drags along the woman's backside as he jumps over the woman.

Yo, me and my girl frog smiled all night long, and then enjoyed a hot cup of tea with breakfast the next morning.

by Frogsmile September 19, 2015