suck factor

a way to measure how much something sucks; the higher the suck factor, the suckier it is

The party I went to last night was okay, but the music was a huge suck factor.

by Peter WN October 24, 2006

that sucks gangsters

1. a verbal expression of dismay

2. an interjection indicating an unfortunate situation

Abbey: "I just stepped in a puddle and now my socks are all wet!"
Mark: "Ay that sucks gangsters."

by yolo_lyfe_og December 09, 2016

sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

by psully May 30, 2018

Goofy Suck

When your partner gives you head so good it makes you stupid.

“Man I had this chick give me the Goofy Suck last night, and my IQ dropped 10 digits!”

by George The Fox July 19, 2020

sucks the meat

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

by sammie&manny4evs August 01, 2011

suck a sav

Sav is short for saveloy. Saveloy is a Sausage. Sausage looks like a penis. This is the same as saying "Suck a dick" but with an Australian Twist.

** Broden is a annoyed and is taking his anger out on Mark and Zach **

Broden: You can suck a sav
Broden: Hey Mark
Mark: Yes?
Broden: Guess what?
Mark: What?
Broden: You can suck a sav.
Broden: You can both suck a sav, because I am done.

by beepbopbeep September 28, 2015

Michigan Suck

1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.

2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.

“Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”

by Savineaj94 April 07, 2021