well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018

panini suck

using a samsung automatic OCTA dissembler for "stuff"

She came into the tech room and asked for a panini suck, so we said "sure, the machine is open, have a seat".

by SlothWasInUse October 6, 2019

That sucks booty

When someone gets in trouble for no reason you tell them that it sucks booty

Brylee~I got my phone taken up for a 85 on a paper

Kimber~well that sucks booty

by Oof lover ﾂ March 31, 2019

Sucking Diesel

Restarting a diesel engine e.g. your tractor after it had emptied the tank was very difficult back in the day. There wasn't an electric fuel pump to pump it from the tank. It had to be sucked by the mechanical, engine driven, diesel injector pump. Rather difficult if the engine has no fuel to get going. Once you did get the engine running with out cutting out again you'd know it was finally sucking diesel

Now we're sucking diesel

by Joe Lehane May 18, 2021

Michigan Suck

1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.

2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.

“Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”

by Savineaj94 April 6, 2021

Cyber Suck

You and Your Girlfriend Get on facetime and she acts out giving you a BJ while you stroke off just barely out of camera view and then bust on the camera as she squirts milk out her mouth to further the illusion

Yo dude during this whole pandemic Jessica gave me a Cyber Suck

by JohnathonSurname May 14, 2020

sucks the meat

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

by sammie&manny4evs August 1, 2011