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sponge bob square pants

by die July 28, 2003
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Spongeboob Squaredick

An insult that would be said to someone to hurt their feelings and scar them for life. Has no definite meaning, but is mostly used to refer someone as a boob and a dick at the same time.
Who needs Spongebob Squarepants when you have Spongeboob Squaredick?
by Brian Kim lol January 4, 2007
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Sponge Bob Squishy Pants

An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.
Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!
by Tommy R May 23, 2005
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sponge bob square pants

one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!
i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!
by spongebobfreakme!!! April 19, 2004
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Spongeknob squarenuts

A very sexy porno including sponge knob and cheeks
yo dude did you watch Spongeknob squarenuts yet
-Dude I jacked to that shit all night the plot was amazing
by GemThrive June 15, 2018
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sponge bob square pants

a queer yellow ambisexual sponge that lives in the sea with a starfish and a squid with only 6 legs (squids have 10 btw)
<you> you're such a sponge bob

<me> whatever, don't take it out on me just 'cause your mum's an ambi.
by xXMaDMXx July 6, 2005
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SpongeKnob SquareNuts

one of my favorite things to make my friends watch
Tyler: In order to join the cool kids club you have to watch SpongeKnob SquareNuts
Me:Dying with laughter
by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020
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