loofah sponge

a sponge everyone keeps in their household, made to scrub your grotesque body in a frozen tub.

my loofah sponge is so cool

by PedoPolice23 April 10, 2021

Spong

a certain dumb ginger bitch

see that ginger hoe there she’s a “spong”

by Rj696951718 March 22, 2023

Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014

Fuck Sponge

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.

That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!

by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.

Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.

by seanmft April 23, 2014

Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.

Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him

by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

spong

A water pipe a.k.a. Bong specifically designed to smoke Crystal Meth.

Did you see uncle Shadys new Spong he was smoking with? He's gonna be tweaking for a tweek or two!

by Oregon_Stoner-420 February 21, 2021