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splinta

bro i just caught a splinta
by throwedyn October 24, 2023
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spoingus

term used to describe when you and your buddy are both on the same wavelength in terms of sillyness and you begin finagling, which may be followed by a spoingus.
Damn, those guys just got a spoingus!
by Xeraasky November 4, 2023
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Spoingus

A person who is utterly retarded and sometimes silly
You see tha dude deh? He issa fuckin spoingus
by Kyylx1 January 10, 2024
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spoit

To cum, or to edge
I was caught spoiting to spoits stream
by spoits_oiled_up January 21, 2024
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Splint

A medical device, Used to help a person who has broken a bone, To be able to make their limb stay straight so the broken bone can recover more easily and quicker and not recover crooked or bent, Used not only in hospitals, But also Battlefields and in the military to help with soldiers who had broken a bone
Soldier 1: AHH MY ARM

Medic: Let me wrap a splint on it
by Mystei February 7, 2024
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splinting

The act of working poop down the rectum by guiding it through the exterior wall of the vagina with a finger.
"do you have any tips on constipation?"
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Spontaneous Combustion

A totally real medical condition. This condition is found primarily in small children and the elderly.

When one spontaneously combusts, their overall body heat has to exceed 2341 degrees Fahrenheit.

Generally, it is very noticeable when someone combusts. Their hair is immediately singed off, leaving them with a brand new shiny bald head (good riddance, that umbrella cut was UGLY!), and they essentially, burst open. Their organs and guts splat all across the ground, but most of the time their insides were already turned to ash, so you don't have to see their disgusting insides.

It has also been totally medically proven that when one has a large ego, specifically 13-14 year old boys, they are more prone to combustion. In fact, their spontaneous combustion rate is 95% more than small children and the elderly.

Signs of combustion- Dizziness, nausea, inflated ego (for some), excessive masturbation, consumption of oil or white-out, and trying to become a spice king on TikTik, because we know that ain't gonna end well.

And remember--when you see a child about to combust, take it across the room until it is behind some sort of barrier. When an elderly person is about to combust, just run. And finally, when you see a teenage male about to combust, scream and run because you know that this is gonna be intense.
"Hey, bro! Did you see Landen Spontaneously Combust in the gym! It was crazy!"

"Yeah, isn't Spontaneous Combustion a real medical condition?"

"Yeah. I don't miss him, though."
by Xeni_isbetter November 30, 2023
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