How to learn spanish

Ser, Estar, I f*cked a b*tch in my car.

Excuse me teacher, could you teach me how to learn spanish.

by sir climer the great November 21, 2018

spanish stove

cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.

best with real mexicans

Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

white spanish

An inability all white people suffer, including myself, when they attempt to learn Spanish but unknowingly have a huge accent due to speaking English all their lives, but sticks out to all true speakers.

White person: hola ...Como estas?

Mexican person: dude you speak white Spanish.

by I don't give a crap July 25, 2014

Spanish Superman

When having sex with a partner, the male puts on a superman cape and repeatedly yells 'SI' (Yes in Spanish) and slaps the partners ass with the right hand, usually four or five times.

I just did the Spanish Superman with her.

by SpanishSuperman October 23, 2011

spanish maid

the act of dressing up as a whore and role playing for your man.

Hey baby you wanna spanish maid tonight?

Phil so Spanish maided that girl last night...
hey man that doesnt even make sense...
it does if you were in his spot ;)

by Alex E #8 April 19, 2008

Spanish Doughnut

The act of banging a girl upside-down in the ass so hard that she shits in a circle all over her ass. Then once the shitting is finished the man creams all over her chocolate goo.

I made a spanish doughnut in some harlot last night. We still have some icing left if you want to eat any.

by ColdHeartedCatfish September 25, 2010

Captain Spanish

The process of smothering your penis with raisin filled peanut butter engaging in anal intercourse and then eating the residual peanut butter out of the rectal cavity

I Captain Spanished the shit out of that girl!!

by Lester Cockslap March 2, 2005