Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.

“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

Slow Soap

A dramatic production that presents all the tropes of television soap operas but is performed at half the speed and often filmed with a shallow depth of field.

The show wan a gazillion accolades but was basically a slow soap rom-com.

by dizzyvision September 29, 2022

soap gum

gum that has gone through the washer and makes you hyper.

Did you have soap gum today? You are hyper.
Why does this gum taste weird? It went through the washer.

by weirdo 6666777755440 November 22, 2011

man soap

a single universal cleaning solutuion used in place of dish soap, laundry detergent, shampoo, and body wash. Often, its one of those items substitued for the other when the bottle runs out.

Looks like I'm out of laundry detergent, time to get out the man soap. Hand me the shampoo will you?

by soapyguy February 23, 2011

soap buddy

1.Someone who is close enough to pick up your soap when you guys go into jail together.

2.Or just picking up each other's soap.

3.Or your(in the context that you are a guy) male bff .

4.Or gay.

Bromance, yo.

1."Yo man you know the nelly guy? he my soap buddy when we were in jail. "

2."We grew up together he's my soap buddy. "

3."Arrgghh i want him to be my soap buddy so bad "

by DizzyDazzle April 30, 2014

soap mactavish

very hot sexy cant deny

damn soap mactavish is hot and sexy

by soapmactavishsdickrider November 16, 2023

Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.

Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."

by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy April 4, 2016